[LindsayK]

shed feathers all over

[seenafterscene]

my professionally cleaned carpet

[yourfavoritecyn]

which made me sad.

[Martin Reed]

Thought I'd offer a recap of the story so far!

Quote:

The bus was late and the dog was already taking a poop right on the damn I nearly passed out but I managed to beat up a shark the one that ate my dear dead dog. It all happened so quickly, I couldn't even save my own toe!

Blasted shark, I started to run away from it, but a luminous blowfish suddenly came from the sewer and started flailing on the ground so I went over and tickled it silly but all it did was pee on my atomic particle generator, which proceeded to spit fire towards the sky, when I got a call from my bank manager to say my account was now frozen because the atomic particle generator gave it a cold and so I asked where do I go if I want to unfreeze the account and he then told me to go back to the bus stop, but suddenly I found myself staring at the big alien craft that must have popped up from deep within the ocean and I suddenly forgot why I was standing completely naked apart from all the non-naked chickens pecking on the sliding glass door of my biomechanical leg replacement.

They broke the mechanism by improperly attempting to ratchet with a wrench when what was needed was a good strong fireman to tweak the mechanism and remove the rogue chicken, which had crawled in there and was deviously planning to disable my main component so I killed it.

As it lay twitching I learned that it was actually a hyena dressed up in a pink tuxedo and yellow shoes, and I thought I really need to get those shoes for my poodle who can't dance without yellow heels because the color yellow gives him wings like red bull commercials, true story.

There's a video on youtube, and it has already had over 3 million views! My friend thought that it was going to flop just like the time at the pool in that trendy L.A. hotel when that vain lifeguard was flexing his guns def. locked and loaded until the lesbian beat a “try” sexual at shed feathers all over my professionally cleaned carpet which made me sad.

So anyway, back at

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[seenafterscene]

the swanky hotel bar

[Martin Reed]

near the bus stop

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[emmaree]

I was still trying

[LindsayK]

to unfreeze the account

[seenafterscene]

that my Bacardi Mojitos

[yourfavoritecyn]

spilled on. They reopened

[LindsayK]

the bank, which had

[emmaree]

I thought, the jewels

[Martin Reed]

but little did I

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[yamerias]

know that someone had

[LindsayK]

replaced them with those

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