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Laughter has always been mankind's best medicine.
Doctor: Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you.
Patient: I know, but I can't… my wife refuses to sleep alone.
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Stayed up all night trying to remember if I have amnesia or insomnia.
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Just took some sleeping pills but they don't seem to be wor
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Wife: “You told me so many bad things in your sleep last night!”
Husband: “Who was asleep?”
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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
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An insomniac to his friend: “I have tried everything! I just can’t sleep!!”
Friend: “Have you tried counting sheep? I have heard that nobody can count beyond a thousand sheep!”
Insomniac: “Hmm, I will try that tonight.”
Next day the friend asks insomniac: “Did the sheep counting work?”
Insomniac: “Nope!”
Friend: “What happened?”
Insomniac: “I counted up to a thousand sheep! I still could not sleep. So I sheared the sheep, and made a thousand jackets. But I still could not sleep”
Friend: “Why, weren’t you tired?”
Insomniac: “I was but I just kept wondering where to store a thousand jackets! My house is so small!
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Sam: “I haven’t slept for three days!”
Peter: “Wow! Then you must be very tired!”
Sam: “No, I sleep at nights.
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'Tommy wrote on '10:Laughter has always been mankind's best medicine.
These were priceless–I cackled like mad, and my MiL's watercolor class wondered just what I was reading!
Great! Thanks for sharing, Tommy!
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