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  • #8221
    yamerias
    ✘ Not a client

      Right, this might fail, but it might be a little bit of fun when people are feeling a little down…

      Some asks a silly question, and you give a silly answer it is that simple and after you have answered it you ask a silly question.

      If this is not acceptable the please remove from the boards, but I thought it might be a little bit of fun…

      Guess I'll kick off the proceedings…

      Why is snow cold, white and falls to the ground?

      #10304
      Denise
      ✘ Not a client

        Because if it was blue it would stain the ground.

        Why are wheels round?

        #10305
        Martin Reed
        ★ Admin

          Because if they were square, we'd all have headaches.

          Why is water wet?

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          #10306
          yamerias
          ✘ Not a client

            if it was dry we would dehydrate

            Is the moon made of cheese?

            #10307
            IvanAleisterMesniaa
            ✘ Not a client

              The Moon is a differentiated body, possessing a crust, mantle and core. The Moon is composed mostly of oxygen, silicon, magnesium, iron, calcium, and aluminum. There are also trace elements like titanium, uranium, thorium, potassium and hydrogen.

              Is there monsters in my closet?

              #10308
              LindsayK
              ✘ Not a client

                No, I sprayed it with special Anti-Monster purple spray.

                Why would a person dream of teeth?

                #10309
                yourfavoritecyn
                ✘ Not a client

                  Because they smile a lot.

                  Why are ninjas so much better than pirates?

                  #10310
                  Martin Reed
                  ★ Admin

                    Because pirates only have one leg (the other is a wooden peg).

                    Why is the sun hot?

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                    #10311
                    IvanAleisterMesniaa
                    ✘ Not a client

                      The sun is a massive fusion engine, which gives off its heat by radiating it into space. We call the fusion processes stellar nucleosynthesis. The nuclear fusion reactions produce zillions of watts of heat.

                      Why has outer space lost it's charm?

                      #10312
                      LindsayK
                      ✘ Not a client

                        Because brains are muddled by scientific things.

                        Why is it alway so windy here?

                        #10313
                        yamerias
                        ✘ Not a client

                          Because I eat a lot of sprouts.

                          Where do I find keys for the locks of my hair?

                          #10314
                          emmaree
                          ✘ Not a client

                            under the mattress.

                            why does my tongue stick to ice?mellow.gif

                            #10315
                            sarahkay
                            ✘ Not a client

                              Because it isn't ice it's actually superglue.

                              Why do dogs sniff each other's bums?

                              #10316
                              emmaree
                              ✘ Not a client

                                Because it”s eau de chien.

                                Why do Pigs fly?

                                #10317
                                Martin Reed
                                ★ Admin

                                  Because it's the best way to ensure your bacon arrives fresh at the supermarket.

                                  Why do chickens cluck?

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