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  • #10318
    sarahkay
    ✘ Not a client

      Because they'd sound silly if they moo'd.

      Why is sugar sweet?

      #10319
      emmaree
      ✘ Not a client

        Because vinegar is sour.

        Why do stars shine?

        #10320
        sarahkay
        ✘ Not a client

          Because God sprinkled them with glitter.

          Why does 2 + 2 = 4?

          #10321
          Martin Reed
          ★ Admin

            Because if the answer was any different, planes would start falling out of the sky and satellites would stop working.

            Why is black such a dark colour?

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            #10322
            yourfavoritecyn
            ✘ Not a client

              because the sun is yellow and bright.

              how do gasoline taste?

              #10323
              LindsayK
              ✘ Not a client

                Cheap tequila.

                Why does everything taste better with salt?

                #10324
                yamerias
                ✘ Not a client

                  Because the salt fairies do magic stuff to your food.

                  Why can't I buy Mountain Dew without it costing stupid prices??

                  #10325
                  emmaree
                  ✘ Not a client

                    because to harvest the dew from the mountains takes so long.

                    why is milk white?

                    #10326
                    yourfavoritecyn
                    ✘ Not a client

                      It takes the color drained from the spots on the cow that are now black and brown.

                      Why do the seven dwarfs (snow white) have such large noses?

                      #10327
                      LindsayK
                      ✘ Not a client

                        To make up for their height.

                        How do dust bunnies form?

                        #10328
                        Martin Reed
                        ★ Admin

                          From the spirits of out of date easter eggs.

                          Why does sand get everywhere?

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                          The content of this post is provided for informational and educational purposes only. It is not medical advice and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease, disorder, or medical condition. It should never replace any advice given to you by your physician or any other licensed healthcare provider. Insomnia Coach LLC offers coaching services only and does not provide therapy, counseling, medical advice, or medical treatment. All content is provided “as is” and without warranties, either express or implied.

                          #10329
                          Kik
                          ✘ Not a client
                            'Martin' wrote on '11:

                            From the spirits of out of date easter eggs.

                            Why does sand get everywhere?

                            Because it hangs with The Littlest Hobo.

                            Why does Peanut Butter stick to the roof of my mouth?

                            #10330
                            Martin Reed
                            ★ Admin

                              Because there's a better view from there.

                              Why are diamonds valuable?

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                              The content of this post is provided for informational and educational purposes only. It is not medical advice and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease, disorder, or medical condition. It should never replace any advice given to you by your physician or any other licensed healthcare provider. Insomnia Coach LLC offers coaching services only and does not provide therapy, counseling, medical advice, or medical treatment. All content is provided “as is” and without warranties, either express or implied.

                              #10331
                              emmaree
                              ✘ Not a client

                                Because they fall from heaven.

                                Why is the Ocean such a deep blue?

                                #10332
                                LindsayK
                                ✘ Not a client

                                  Because if it were sky blue the birds would get confused.

                                  Why does cat hair sift into the worst places?

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