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  • #10348
    Martin Reed
    ★ Admin

      Because otherwise they would have to tweet and it's too difficult for a bird to use the internet.

      Why do chairs have four legs?

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      #10349
      LindsayK
      ✘ Not a client

        If they had five, you couldn't rock in them.

        How do tires hold air?

        #10350
        emmaree
        ✘ Not a client

          the air in the tire becomes hot with friction then it expands putting pressure or the rubber, the rubber contracts not allowing the air to escape.

          why do dogs howl at sirens?

          #10351
          yourfavoritecyn
          ✘ Not a client

            because they're working on their pitch.

            How do you wake up Lady GaGa? (lol)

            #10352
            Hedwig
            ✘ Not a client

              At great distance with a sharp stick….

              What does the colour Pink smell like…??

              #10353
              emmaree
              ✘ Not a client

                sweetrolleyes.gif

                why do cows moo

                #10354
                LindsayK
                ✘ Not a client

                  If they baa'd, the sheep would explode.

                  Why are we so disgusted by unidentified sticky stuff?

                  #10355
                  Hedwig
                  ✘ Not a client

                    So that we don't offend the identified sticky stuff, who we pretend to like…

                    What is so special about cloud number 9…??

                    #10356
                    Martin Reed
                    ★ Admin

                      It's higher than eight other clouds.

                      Why isn't cloud number 9 envious of cloud number 10?

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                      #10357
                      littlespy
                      ✘ Not a client

                        because it already has an over-inflated sense of ego from all the attention it gets.

                        Has anyone seen my left sock?

                        #10358
                        Martin Reed
                        ★ Admin

                          Yes, it's next to your right sock.

                          Why do teachers give out Cs when they can't be bothered to mark their students' work?

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                          The content of this post is provided for informational and educational purposes only. It is not medical advice and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease, disorder, or medical condition. It should never replace any advice given to you by your physician or any other licensed healthcare provider. Insomnia Coach LLC offers coaching services only and does not provide therapy, counseling, medical advice, or medical treatment. All content is provided “as is” and without warranties, either express or implied.

                          #10359
                          LindsayK
                          ✘ Not a client

                            If they always gave A's it would look suspicious.

                            Why are oranges round?

                            #10360
                            Martin Reed
                            ★ Admin

                              So they can be used in scale models of the solar system.

                              How do bumblebees fly?

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                              The content of this post is provided for informational and educational purposes only. It is not medical advice and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease, disorder, or medical condition. It should never replace any advice given to you by your physician or any other licensed healthcare provider. Insomnia Coach LLC offers coaching services only and does not provide therapy, counseling, medical advice, or medical treatment. All content is provided “as is” and without warranties, either express or implied.

                              #10361
                              emmaree
                              ✘ Not a client

                                They buzz and buzz to generate speed and the lift off.

                                What is the color purple considered royal?

                                #10362
                                Martin Reed
                                ★ Admin

                                  Because it represents the mixing of rich blood lines.

                                  Where is Osama Bin Laden?

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