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Triumphs all the way – classy and not offensively noisy!
Chair or stool?
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An overview of the story so far:
PART ONE
Quote:The bus was late and the dog was already taking a poop right on the damn I nearly passed out but I managed to beat up a shark the one that ate my dear dead dog. It all happened so quickly, I couldn't even save my own toe!Blasted shark, I started to run away from it, but a luminous blowfish suddenly came from the sewer and started flailing on the ground so I went over and tickled it silly but all it did was pee on my atomic particle generator, which proceeded to spit fire towards the sky, when I got a call from my bank manager to say my account was now frozen because the atomic particle generator gave it a cold and so I asked where do I go if I want to unfreeze the account and he then told me to go back to the bus stop, but suddenly I found myself staring at the big alien craft that must have popped up from deep within the ocean and I suddenly forgot why I was standing completely naked apart from all the non-naked chickens pecking on the sliding glass door of my biomechanical leg replacement.
They broke the mechanism by improperly attempting to ratchet with a wrench when what was needed was a good strong fireman to tweak the mechanism and remove the rogue chicken, which had crawled in there and was deviously planning to disable my main component so I killed it.
As it lay twitching I learned that it was actually a hyena dressed up in a pink tuxedo and yellow shoes, and I thought I really need to get those shoes for my poodle who can't dance without yellow heels because the color yellow gives him wings like red bull commercials, true story.
There's a video on youtube, and it has already had over 3 million views! My friend thought that it was going to flop just like the time at the pool in that trendy L.A. hotel when that vain lifeguard was flexing his guns def. locked and loaded until the lesbian beat a “try” sexual at shed feathers all over my professionally cleaned carpet which made me sad.
PART TWO
Quote:So anyway, back at the swanky hotel bar near the bus stop I was still trying to unfreeze the account that my Bacardi Mojitos spilled on. They reopened the bank, which had I thought, the jewels but little did I know that someone had replaced them with those scary little kewpie dolls!My thoughts went wild because I couldn't even grasp why they existed and so I asked the strange looking lady but she ran screaming I panicked when I heard the police siren and threw the doll out of the window. Then the firemen came and started to kiss the jewels! Where were they going to take the strange looking giraffe which appeared out of place near 5th and 6th street, it craned its neck looking directly at the tiny man trying to bathe In the muddy puddle trying not to splash mud onto the old Bentley that was parked on its roof by the bus stop where the giraffe was trying to figure out when to stick his neck into the coffee shop to use wi-fi to google his friend the map of the outer 5th sector near the rings of Saturn in the galaxy Flarfignhim because their ribs are awesome!
However due to technical issues, the ribs were still stuck to the grill thanks to the chef using the wrong utensil that instead was a comb for my nostril hair that curled and gave great volume to the sensitive cells in my cerebral coretx, although that was negated by my neuro pllastic brain which I got free in a cereal box.
Continued……
I couldn't help but
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This is a really interesting discussion and I only regret being a little late to the party on this one.
When I lived in the UK, I was a registered organ donor. I don't know if the law has changed there, but I remember that even though I was a registered organ donor, I needed to inform my next of kin of my wishes as apparently they could still refuse to allow my organs to be used after my death (even though I was a registered donor).
emmeree – I don't think you need to worry about organ theft; especially in the West. If anything, I would say they'd be more likely to take your organs if you weren't a donor – at least when your registered they know they're getting them sooner or later!
When I moved to the USA and got my driving license here I ticked the organ donation box so now I have a pretty red heart on my license that confirms I'm an organ donor. It's kind of creepy that it's so prominently displayed on there (like they expect that's how I am going to die) – but I'm kind of proud that it's on there at the same time.
When they wrote to me to confirm my wishes, there was a form where I could limit what could and couldn't be taken. I allowed them to take everything, but I said I didn't want my body donated to medical research – donating organs is one thing, but having students picking through my body is quite another!
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OK, Kik – I'll PM you the links/info so you can give this a go. Would be great if you could report back after 2 weeks of use with your thoughts 🙂
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'emmaree' wrote on '08:Is it like Hypnosis ? I really don't know much about it .
I haven't tried it – I wanted to give the opportunity to a member of Insomnia Land. The best thing you can do is give the PDF I attached in my opening post a read.
If you're interested, let me know 🙂
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I can't see how it would hurt – you get the 'encouragement' of a deadline, and a manuscript at the end of it. If you win or get a runners-up place you get something great to add to your pitch.
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'Kik' wrote on '07:Is it just background noise or is there a voice guiding you?
There isn't a voice – it's a mixture of different music and sounds. There is an hour long program, and another for 'evening meditation' that's 25 minutes long. The accompanying documentation suggests you should experience better sleep after 2 weeks using the program.
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'IvanAleisterMesniaa' wrote on '03:Enjoy your stay here, here's some tips, we're all friends and pretty laid back. Don't worry about asking for some help or anything, and stay clear of lindsay she'll eat your socks!
I thought Lindsay had gotten over that sock eating addiction?!
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Have you had anything published before, Kik? I think you've answered this question before but I can't remember 😕
Can't you submit the manuscript but if it doesn't work out, shop it around to different agents? I guess it comes down to what your priorities are – winning the competition or simply getting published.
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'emmaree' wrote on '03:hi for what length of time would one have to try it for, lrt me know I might be interested , alway keen to try new things
There would be no stipulation or obligation – I think the mp3 file is around an hour long. Perhaps it could be tried for a week or so.
'siohio' wrote on '03:Hi Martin,
Sleepless In Ohio (siohio) here,
Hopefully someone within this great group will try and have success with this product.
I did dabbled for a time in the arena of “brain entrainment” . . . whether it be binaurial beats or something other. I purchases a series of Dr. Jeffrey Thompson tapes and found them to be more disturbing than comforting . . . . but perhaps this was just me.
I do believe that the important thing is that we keep trying, and stay open to new ideas.
Thanks again for this website.
I completely agree. Everyone is different – what works for one may not for another; that's probably why insomnia is such a huge challenge and hard to relieve.
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Apple Pie!
Chess or Draughts (Checkers)?
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At least you're sitting on an idea! Sometimes when I sit down to write I find it absolutely impossible to find inspiration – meaning I write far less often than I'd like.
Spider charts can be a great way of brainstorming ideas – but what if you don't have any ideas in the first place?!
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Thanks for sharing, Kik. For copyright reasons I've had to remove the complete text of the article from your post, but the link is very useful. Have you (or any other members here) tried the advice on offer?
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Welcome to the community, siohio – and thanks for introducing yourself! Please don't be afraid to dive in and get involved in existing discussions and start new ones yourself. We're a friendly bunch and we look forward to getting to know you better 🙂
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'seenafterscene' wrote on '22:Hello Ms. Red. Glad to have you here, welcome.
Red is one of my favorite colors to wear actually, but it's frustrating, because if I wear a red shirt and go to Target, I'm very likely to get asked questions from people that assume I work there. Lol.
LOL! Reminds me of the Best Buy Flash Mob:
http://improveverywhere.com/2006/04/23/best-buy/
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